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shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm
sacrificialpawn) wrote in shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm
Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos
[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.
Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.
There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?
... don't answer that.]
Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.
There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?
... don't answer that.]
HOT OR NOT
His own push comes in the form of whatever it is that's in his glass right now (cheap whiskey, it's probably cheap whiskey) and the desire to toss a metaphorical grenade and just sit back and watch the chaos. He needs enrichment in his enclosure, okay!!]
All right, it's not a party without some games, an' since we've already played "Never Have I Ever" and Truth or Dare, we're runnin' down on our options. Fortunately we're already warmed up from those, so it's time for somethin' a little more candid.
This one is called "Hot or Not." It's just what it says: you gotta say whether you think someone else here is attractive or not... and no lyin', because the rest of us aren't stupid.
[Stupid in some ways, maybe, but, like. C'mon.]
So! I don't wanna catch any of you not bein' honest about this.
[He is drunk and he will make it your problem if you don't tell the truth!]
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the stupidest of metaphor spoilers
metaphor spoilers in the dumbest ways....
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cw implied weed use!
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SPIN THE BOTTLE
... before I start this one, we're gonna have two separate groups for this: adults and kids. Don't think I have to explain why.
[Not when he goes on to say:]
Now that we've all gotten things out, it's time to make good on 'em! ... or on whoever the bottle lands on, because unfortunately it can't read your mind.
[Setting down an empty beer bottle (one of several that he has consumed by now), he gestures to it with a dramatic flair.]
You spin this, and then you have to kiss whoever it points at. No judgment 'cause it's not like you picked 'em out yourself, but at least try to make it worth it.
[... mainly because he just wants to watch, but shhhh]
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