sacrificialpawn: <user name=paperforest site=plurk.com> (No real reason to accept the way things)
Oscar ([personal profile] sacrificialpawn) wrote in [community profile] shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm

Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]
saltofthesea: (skylark55)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-03-01 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lark, metaphorically lining up another shot: ]

Yeah, and you both seemed pretty into it.
saltofthesea: (skylark106)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-03-01 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, the fact you two were kissing for longer than strictly needed for educational purposes?
saltofthesea: (skylark77)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-03-01 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
It does.

[ But since he can't help being a little shit in this situation: ]

Am I gonna have to disappoint my sisters now?
saltofthesea: (skylark122)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-03-01 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say at least one of my sisters would ask if either of you are still single.
saltofthesea: (skylark124)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-03-01 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lark catches that, and after a moment decides to shift gears a little. ]

Well, I'm still happy for both of you.
saltofthesea: (skylark118)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-03-01 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll gesture to try and get Oscar to lean down a little closer, though he realises it's a little awkward when Oscar already has an arm draped around his shoulder. ]