sacrificialpawn: <user name=paperforest site=plurk.com> (No real reason to accept the way things)
Oscar ([personal profile] sacrificialpawn) wrote in [community profile] shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm

Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]
scythegun: (SHH ⇝)

[personal profile] scythegun 2025-02-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[you did this.]

The same could be said for you, you know~

[let us have this!!! we deserve to be insufferable!!!]
ungratefuloz: (🌸 we fight for all)

[personal profile] ungratefuloz 2025-02-24 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Almost sounds like you wish to do something about it, dear.

[...But you know what, we do deserve this, so--]

But very well, very well. I suppose I cannot judge you too harshly, not after relishing in all of this praise myself.
scythegun: (POINT ⇝)

[personal profile] scythegun 2025-02-24 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[whew, thank you for moving on so he doesn't have to think about that first part any more!!! dorothy too hot and yeager makes notoriously bad decisions even when sober so like, terrible combination, really.]

There you go, see? It's perfectly fine to bask in well-deserved praise every so often~!
ungratefuloz: (🌸 fear rises as a guide)

[personal profile] ungratefuloz 2025-02-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[.................don't worry, she doesn't want to think about it either, we flirted a little too close to the sun--]

Hmph. Well. I suppose I cannot say that I mind it, and it is deserved. So let us enjoy it for all it's worth, then.

[Just gonna drain her glass of wine here and pour another--]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2025-02-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[it's! fine!! surely no one noticed!! (percy don't you dare say anything.)

anyway yeah he's taking his leave now to go get another drink, see you later~]
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2025-02-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[GET OUTTA HERE, YOU]
ungratefuloz: (🌸 we fight the fall)

[personal profile] ungratefuloz 2025-02-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[you stop that over there!!!]
ungratefuloz: (🌸 my soul shall rise)

[personal profile] ungratefuloz 2025-02-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[not you too gramps.................]
ungratefuloz: (🌸 my soul shall rise)

[personal profile] ungratefuloz 2025-02-24 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU'RE ALL AWFUL AND NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN!!!]
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2025-02-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT YOU TOO]