Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[sacrificialpawn]

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]

Comments

[reallyfishy]

[Did he not expect Raven to notice???]

Like you’re embarrassed ta even look my way. I ain’t that ugly.

[scythegun]

[yes?????????]

Well, I suppose I can give you that.

[reallyfishy]

Gee, thanks.

Seriously though, if you’ve got somethin’ ta say, then say it.

[scythegun]

[considers... it'd probably just be weirder not to say anything, so...??]

Well, I suppose you're attractive enough. Your personality nets you a few more points.

[reallyfishy]

[Raven already has a sarcastic remark prepared, but a record scratch in his mind replaces it.]

It does? Usually that’s the dealbreaker!

[Wait why does he care about any of this? He isn’t into guys anyway! AUGH.]

[scythegun]

Is... Is it really that surprising?

[DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD, RAVEN????]

This is coming from me, after all...

[reallyfishy]

Yeah, but this is hot or not. Remember?

[scythegun]

Are you asking me for a straightforward answer, because you know that isn't happening.

[reallyfishy]

[…

He downs the rest of his drink.]

I don’t think I want a straight answer anyway.

[scythegun]

[well good, because you're definitely not getting a straight one—]

There you go~

[And he's going to use that as an opportunity to go refill his drink because hahahahahaha goddamn. Let's not ever think about this ever again!! ☆]