Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[sacrificialpawn]

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]

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[divinevoid]

You are going to say a perfect score whether in words or numericals, naturally~

[ ...is Jasper really surprised by this- ]

[guffawsungraciously]

Well, now I am tempted to remain mum on the whole thing.

[because it's fun to tease...]

[divinevoid]

[ Jasper gets to see a Void Archives performative pout in the wild...absolutely theatrical, really. ]

Ah? What's this? I can't believe that you're doing this to me, of all people.

[ Look at this little face. Yes, look what you've wrought, Jasper! ]

Can your temptation hold in the face of this? Well??

[guffawsungraciously]

[hahaha okay, he does break down into laughter at that.]

Oh, fine, fine. You managed to get me even though you do not quite hit all my favorite qualities, so you should consider yourself a truly exceptional specimen.

[divinevoid]

[ Jasper can witness in real-time how that silly pout dissipates first with a twinkle from the other blond’s eyes.

They will even pass him a wide grin, looking suddenly entirely too pleased with themselves. ]

Hah! What can I say? There is no doubt in my mind that I am completely irresistible, so considering matters happened as they did...you could say that it would be natural "an exceptional specimen" would have caught you so~