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shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm
sacrificialpawn) wrote in shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm
Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos
[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.
Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.
There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?
... don't answer that.]
Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.
There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?
... don't answer that.]
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Oh, that...well. Congrats on managing to actually get something a little more shocked out of Dorothy than anything, but she actually looks...pretty pleased with that? That's actually really nice, what the hell.]
My. And here I thought we were only doing this to satisfy our vapidity... [...] It actually means quite a bit to hear that, if I can be honest with you. I've...never truly had much reason to be kind toward others, but you all have gone a long way toward giving me a reason to do so.
...Thank you, Sir Wolfwood.
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[ wolfwood will look pleased with himself not out of being smug but happy that she accepted his sentiments. ]
Yer welcome, Dorothy, and I'm happy to hear that. [ and he'll use her name instead of a nickname—a small thing but considerable for him as he refrains from using given names. ] Honestly, makes ya sound even prettier if yer heart can grow to care like that.