Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[sacrificialpawn]

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]

Comments

[holeful]

Saying things like that is why you have a smug aura.

[divinevoid]

I can't disagree with that.

In the end, it's perfect...and all those who appreciate it properly shall shower me with the correct amount of praise, so I see no reason to rid myself of it now. Or ever.

[ They say this with nothing less than a sense of pride. ]

[holeful]

... I feel like you and Miss Dorothy are the perfect illustration of the fine line between appealing confidence and unappealing overconfidence.

[divinevoid]

[ This personally took me out even if Void Archives simply scoffs at this. ]

Hmph. The opinion of someone who is rendered a simpleton by just looking at her is meaningless.

[holeful]

That's not true. It's not just her physical appearance that makes her beautiful. And my choice to not think deeply about things unless I have to has nothing to do with her.

[He is a simpleton BY CHOICE.]

[divinevoid]

[ Fukuda a simpleton by choice...and also, from what they can tell, just a plain ol' simp.

They just merely raise an eyebrow at the 'choice to not think deeply about things' in judgment, only to say: ]

Oh really? I suppose you can insist such matters, if you so wish it.

I will not keep you from doing so.

[holeful]

[Maybe a little bit. It's his nature as a bottom.]

Aah. If I used my whole brain all the time, it'd be exhausting, so I just don't think harder than I have to!