Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[sacrificialpawn]

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]

Comments

[noirge]

[ He wishes he can pretend he not here to be rated, surprisingly. But ratings (read: compliments) are forthcoming!

Also he is in dark blue clothes and comfy? I'm not one for fit checks. ]

[plushes]

Wait, why are you even here? The answer's obvious, isn't it?

[ ??? ]

Twelve out of ten! TWELVE OUT OF TEN!

[ SORRY YVES DID YOU WANT TO PRETEND TO NOT BE HERE??? No he will NOT accept any criticism his boyfriend is the most handsome man alive thanks. ]

[noirge]

I got lost?

[ Along with the collective braincell of these two. But he also pouts. ]

Your score doesn't count!

[plushes]

The heck do you mean it doesn't count?! I'm your boyfriend!!!

[ HELLO??? ]

[noirge]

That's exactly why it doesn't count! You say I'm attractive all the time. You looked ready to faint when I take off my clothes!

1/2

[plushes]

WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT LIKE THAT.

[ YVES. YVES, HONEY??? ]

[plushes]

[ More seriously, though. He deflates like a sad puppy or something, but: ]

...You want me to stop, then? I-I mean, I can stop saying it if you don't like it.

[noirge]

N-no, you don't have to stop, it makes me really happy! I know you mean every word.

[ Sheepish locked otome route boy is sheepish. ]

I'm not used to it? That's all...

[plushes]

O-oh. Okay.

[ Aw...it's okay. He's also sheepish. ]

Then...that means I need to say it more, then, doesn't it?

[noirge]

Um... If it makes you happy?

[ shakes these two. ]

[plushes]

...No, if it makes you happy.

[is2g]

[ well, wolfwood isn’t here to rate him, so does this help? these poor victims of oscar's ways. ]

Don't look so nervous. It's just for fun.

[noirge]

I-it is, yeah!

[ Like repeating that message might help Yves in some way. ]

Old habits die hard, I guess. Being judged for appearances, I mean.

[is2g]

[ fake it till you make it something, right?? wolfwood will pat him on the back. ]

Shit isn't easy to deal with, but doubt ya got much to worry about. I think yer good in this crowd.

[noirge]

Everyone's really nice, compared to where I'm from. Maybe it's because they're more open-mind... Is that the term?

[is2g]

Open-minded is a term ya could use to describe us.

[ looks into the camera about fukuda's confession the other day. ]

[noirge]

Insane might be another. But I don't mind it, really! Everyone means well.

You're a pretty decent guy, too.

[ It's Fine. ]

[is2g]

Insanity and being a decent person sometimes can go hand-in-hand.

[ IS IT THO? ]

Thanks.

[divinevoid]

[ Join in on the fun, Yves! ]

Have you had anyone compliment you properly yet? What a shame if not...

Just by appearances and personality alone, your current beloved ones should know well to treasure you so. They are fortunate to be by your side.