shardbond | Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]

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[ Your mercy is appreciated-

Anyway, yes, there is always ten times more room for improvement even if honestly they hadn't leveraged that kind of criticism with any bit of severity re: teamwork, though it is probably also applicable, considering. The other aspects definitely were far more intentional to be half a critique of character.

They're passing a little smirk at the contrary response, though. ]

Did you now? Please do be quite grateful I put in this much effort and thought.

Though, if you're saying that, I guess you're showing some semblance of gratitude in return. I'll accept the deserved praise, naturally.

[ As if what Wolfwood said can be constituted as praise. ]

[ well, it's going to be the best praise that they're going to get as long as their (now) "bet" is ongoing. ]

It's been over a month of havin' to deal with ya and it took me less than a week to figure out that yer the type who loves to talk.

[ something that some others did not come to realize until much later. the poor sods who sincerely put in the effort to listen to everything that they had to say at any time. or the fools who didn't know not to take the bait that they so love to hold out for certain situations. ]

But there's only so much alcohol I should be drinkin' if I want to bother to listen to everythin' ya gotta say.

I'm certain you weren't the only one who figured it out in a short amount of time.

[ This, they're sure of.

"The fools who didn't know how not to take the bait"...seeing this particular line is actually pretty hilarious. ]

Either way, it isn't like I'm playing this game with the intention of speaking so much at length. Though, I certainly can and will do so if I feel like it.

[ They are saying the first part of the sentence like they're doing everyone a favor, but the second part that comes out kind of invalidates that, doesn't it... ]

God I hope not. There are people here who are supposed to be "smart".

[ never mind that there are smart people who are very stupid. people can be smart about all sorts of things but wolfwood will raise an eyebrow at the next things they tell him.

uh huh.... ]

...so, just how often are ya feelin' particularly chatty? Anyone else ya've had plenty to talk about 'nd felt the need to share?

There certainly are! Do not fear, some at least know how to use their heads.

[ Pointed pause. ]

Not all of them. But some nonetheless.

[ Said in a rather patronizing tone but they are still not exactly a kind fellow. ]

Usually I feel 'chatty' rather often. And perhaps there has been...if you would like, you could always guess~?

'nd I'm not gonna think about if it's the majority or the minority.

[ because won't that end up being a sobering realization. ]

Sure, why the hell not. [ I WILL NOT CHEAT WITH OOC KNOWLEDGE so wolfwood will just simply look around the group and hum to himself. still drinking btw. ] Betcha could have plenty to say about the robot that looks obviously like a robot.

And here I thought you might have wanted to choose one or the other~

[ But, they can understand why he wouldn't, actually.

They also just take a sip, looking entirely amused. ]

I might have some things to say here or there.

Though in this case, that is not who I'm thinking of, and not quite at length in the way I would in accordance to this game. Do you want to try again?

Absolutely not.

[ the lukewarm answer he gets about vakama seems about fair. he doesn't think there could be as much as he could say about the guy either. hmmm.... as wolfwood looks around, he just has to ask: ]

What if I just go down the list of options? Does that work for ya?

Alas, what a pity it is.

[ They look 'thoughtful' as if giving Wolfwood some deep consideration (they are not, they already decided.) ]

...Hmm, you know what, you can go ahead and do so. That may be fun - in whichever order you feel so inclined, and I can simply deny or say whether or not it may be someone I could say quite a bit about.

Feel free to start whenever you are ready~

[ wonderful. wolfwood is absolutely going to make sure he has enough alcohol of this because who knows what the answers for everything will eventually leave him with. ]

Alright then, from the top then—

[ aand for the first person he sees: ]

More.

[ More...that's a person that they do have a good amount of history with by now, and someone they get along quite well with. Not to mention, they do have eyes. ]

I could see myself having speaking a good amount on him.

So, that is one individual, at the least.

[ Then, they ask: ]

Next person in line?

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