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Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos
[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.
Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.
There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?
... don't answer that.]
Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.
There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?
... don't answer that.]
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Lark is here to watch chaos and try to not get caught in the splash zone, don't mind him. ]
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You are handsome but... more than that... you're also kind. ( she's not sure how scores work but thats a hot in anyone's book. )
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Huh?
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... I did... mean it...
( oh no did she get something wrong. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. )
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Uh...uhm... [ Oscar will never live this down. Bas might not live this down. He wants to expire on the spot. ]
Th-thanks. You're quite pretty, and...I think you're strong.
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( girl you are killing him. murdering. though, he catches her off guard just as easily- maybe its troubling that she can smile while undercutting herself. whoops. )
Ah... um. I don't... think so. But thank you...
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No, you are. You're still here, despite everything.
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You're so quiet... don't tell me you're not having fun!
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You're super drunk.
[ Yes, that answer explains everything. ]
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Thanks Vakama--He'll let Lark lean away with a laugh, though the leaning just makes HIM lean a little harder in turn because his balance may be Not Great right now.]
Gotta be drunk at a party, that's what they're for.
[Except for stuffy official functions because Claude is mean. :(]
That's what THIS party is for-- everyone here really needs to loosen up and relax a little.
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Well, there's not much for me to "loosen up and relax" to here.
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Hm? [He blinks for a moment.] It sure looked like you and Miss Mafuyu were hittin' it off pretty well there... orrrrrrr is that why you can't relax?
[DOES BABY BROTHER HAVE A CASE OF THE NERVES--]
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Th-that's not it, what the hell!
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[Yes, he is absolutely sing-songing that because he is in fact BLASTED.]
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[ The underlying implication being if it wasn't for Oscar. lark would have felt there for no point being here at this party. ]
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