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Oscar ([personal profile] sacrificialpawn) wrote in [community profile] shardbond2025-02-23 05:20 pm

Party Rock Anthem only it's played on kazoos

[Oscar is a practiced master at Coping (tm) in the face of things he would prefer not to address in any sort of healthy or rational manner. After the events of yesterday, he's somehow getting the feeling that he isn't the only one, which means that in his mind there is only one thing to do: this translates to yet another Walmart booze heist (even larger than the original), a few side trips to amass snacks because RIP his kitchen, and some haphazardly erected decorations in one of the spare rooms to try to at least give off something of a celebratory atmosphere... but let's be real here, this is just Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs + alcohol.

Sunday morning will find handwritten notes tucked under everyone's doors inviting them to a party that evening, snacks and drinks (that particular word underlined a couple of times, just in case people didn't pick up on the meaning of "party") provided gratis.

There's alcohol, there's soda for the minors, there's plenty of junk food to eat, and there are a whole bunch of other people who are also Going Through It. What better recipe for a party could you ask for?

... don't answer that.]
saltofthesea: (skylark75)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's here with a glass of soda and a vague air of "why am I here again—right, my roomie is and he's getting drunk again so here the fuck I am."

Lark is here to watch chaos and try to not get caught in the splash zone, don't mind him. ]
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beathollow: (CA. 030)

[personal profile] beathollow 2025-02-24 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
( no, get caught in the splash zone. )

...

You are handsome but... more than that... you're also kind. ( she's not sure how scores work but thats a hot in anyone's book. )
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saltofthesea: (skylark39)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Please hold he nearly choked on his drink. ]

Huh?
beathollow: (CA. 051)

[personal profile] beathollow 2025-02-24 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's the game, isn't it?
saltofthesea: (skylark41)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
I-I mean, yeah, I just wasn't expecting anyone to say anything about me?
beathollow: (L2D. 001)

[personal profile] beathollow 2025-02-24 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
There is quite the age discrepancy.

... I did... mean it...

( oh no did she get something wrong. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. )
saltofthesea: (skylark72)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Note to self with double underline, find a pier to walk off of later YOU DESERVE IT. ]

Uh...uhm... [ Oscar will never live this down. Bas might not live this down. He wants to expire on the spot. ]

Th-thanks. You're quite pretty, and...I think you're strong.
beathollow: (FA. 014)

[personal profile] beathollow 2025-02-24 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
... Cute...

( girl you are killing him. murdering. though, he catches her off guard just as easily- maybe its troubling that she can smile while undercutting herself. whoops. )

Ah... um. I don't... think so. But thank you...
saltofthesea: (skylark124)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe he should count himself lucky that chances are he's going to have the room to himself so he can die in peace and zero big brother heckling. ]

No, you are. You're still here, despite everything.

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beathollow: (FA. 004)

[personal profile] beathollow 2025-02-24 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
( do not! )
saltofthesea: (skylark59)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Say goodbye to whatever alcohol you brought to the room. ]
saltofthesea: (skylark16)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-24 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ ALL FUTURE ALCOHOL THEN. ]
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[personal profile] nyaxed 2025-02-25 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[We are also Looking Respectfully. Good for you, kids...!]
saltofthesea: (skylark93)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-26 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's dying, he's dead, ]
saltofthesea: (skylark113)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-27 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not like Lark could stop Oscar anyway, so all he does is lean away slightly from Oscar due to the smell. ]

You're super drunk.

[ Yes, that answer explains everything. ]
saltofthesea: (skylark19)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-27 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another night of making hangover cures, huh... Honestly , if he wasn't uncertain of how much Oscar earned, Lark would feel his sisters would make good money off Oscar just from the drinks alone. ]

Well, there's not much for me to "loosen up and relax" to here.
saltofthesea: (skylark73)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-27 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE WAS RIGHT, OSCAR WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN!!! ]

Th-that's not it, what the hell!
saltofthesea: (z7Stx4P)

[personal profile] saltofthesea 2025-02-27 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, I wasn't expecting it since everyone else is older than me and I figured the ones who aren't are either already spoken for or not interested!

[ The underlying implication being if it wasn't for Oscar. lark would have felt there for no point being here at this party. ]

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