olive garden

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🎈GET YOUR ASSES TO OLIVE GARDEN🎈

Sometime in the morning on Sunday, there are little notes that have been slipped under everyone's doors. Written in markers reads the following:

Let's celebrate getting Knuckles back at Olive Garden tonight at 6pm!!!!
Also I'm bored
-Percy

…Yeah………but hey, at least these notes will be customized! Each note has two characters, but, uh, these might not be accurate to who's actually in the room. He doesn't know who everyone's roommates are, so he's just hoping for the best I guess. (Someone's note includes the new guy, More. Shizuka is also on one of these as a pink dolphin with glasses.)

Anyway, the Olive Garden seems to have some balloons floating around. With the current state of the residents, nobody seems to care! There are also chefs in the kitchen who will make whatever you ask, but pushing them around enough will get them to leave the kitchen to anyone who wants to make something. (Thank you Redd.) Drinks are available for everyone, alcohol and regular soft drinks alike, and really? The world is your oyster. … Olive? You get the drill.

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[divinevoid]

What a coincidence. Neither have I - though, I have heard of the place before.

[ Anyways. ]

Never have I ever needed to eat.

[ Lol. Lmao ]

[akademise]

Oh, that sounds quite convenient! I dare say, I am a little jealous.

[ Alas, he needs to eat again now that he's out in the world. Time to drink. ]

[divinevoid]

Oh, it certainly is. I can choose to eat or drink if I should wish it, but having a body that has an option to do neither truly does serve me well.

It doesn't appear to be a common attribute for others for clear reasons, however.

[ They are already banking on that being a thing...which is indeed what motivated them to choose this one in particular. ]

[akademise]

Spending a period of time both not needing to but also not capable of eating anything has made me more appreciative of the world of tastes that exists out there...

But something tells me that even when I needed to eat in the past, I often found myself too consumed by more pressing matters and considered the necessity to be quite the hassle.

[ So really, VA's set-up is absolutely ideal to him. Please share. ]

[divinevoid]

Something...? Ah, right. You did say that you were essentially an amnesiac.

Well, when someone needs to perform important duties in life, it makes sense that you would be preoccupied to the pint that such small necessities become a burden. You can also say that I happen to have the knowledge behind creation of such the body I am wearing now - it requires a sort of rare material, and of course, the individual's DNA, alongside a host of other complex ingredients.

[ Sometimes they are just as happy to continue to talk at length about themselves. Perhaps coincidentally to a listener's benefit; at times, to the detriment. They really do like the sound of their voice... ]

Though, I do wonder why that period of time has ended for you?

[is2g]

[ wolfwood isn't going to drink out of pure spite.

he's not even drunk, he just doesn't want to give them anything. how petty can wolfwood be? if throwing them into the river wasn't enough of an example of it... extremely. ]

[divinevoid]

[ . . .

Ever get the feeling you selected a dialogue option that will make your life harder? Congratulations, Wolfwood. ]

Why aren't you playing the game properly, Father Wolfwood?

Humans do need to eat. How pathetic do you have to be to sink to this level of pettiness? Ah, what a shame...even in a trivial game you can't help yourself!

Oh woe is the holy man who can't resist ascending to an inordinarily level of ridiculousness with his silly pout! Really, look at that sullen face. Don't you know if you keep it like that it will become stuck that way forever? Must I go on?

[ Dear lord. ]

[is2g]

[ wolfwood has never known a single day of peace and he's not about to start now. if he's able to push a button he's not supposed to, then it'll just depend on consequences that await him if he does. clearly the consequences of his actions here result in them going on an entire tirade.

this is wolfwood's bed and he will gladly lay in it. mostly. ]

How have I ever met someone who loves the sound of their voice as much as ya do.

[ and with that wolfwood takes a drink because that's clearly the better option than entertaining anything that they've just said. ]

[crosswired]

[he could be really REALLY petty here and just. not. on a technicality.



too bad he already told fukuda otherwise, so yknow. Down the hatch.]

Normally, no. But circumstances change.

[divinevoid]

[ Wow, they didn't think they'd get Vakama! ]

Oh ho? Circumstances such as...?

[crosswired]

Relocation. [He did mention a huge evacuation at the meeting a couple weeks ago, so he is not going to explain that further.] We take what energy we can get.

[reallyfishy]

[Sip!! But this one has Raven really curious.]

How's that work?

[divinevoid]

Ah, it's a little complex. [ They say, but apparently they seem ready (excited) to elaborate since Raven asked! ] But, the simple explanation is that the Soulium body I'm in is made from a certain kind of highly-advanced technology with certain materials, like DNA and a rare metal. At first glance these may assist in mimicing the appearance of a normal human, but in combination with the nanotechnology, this enables myself to forego the necessities of consuming drink or food.

There are other benefits as well, however I believe the basics shall suffice for now?

[ They can definitely yap to hell and back, but...they are aware not everyone here is bound to necessarily understand it all. ]

[reallyfishy]

[Oh, this nerdspeak is immediately going far beyond Raven's threshold of curiosity.]

Ya coulda just said "I was built different" and I woulda accepted it.

[beathollow]

Bullying...

( sippe. )

[divinevoid]

I suppose that's not wrong either!

[ Satisfaction, though? Immense. ]

[beathollow]

You seem so proud.

[guffawsungraciously]

[sssip!]

Well, I imagine it would be quite unfortunate if you could not eat. You would be missing out on many things, after all.

[divinevoid]

[ Well...that just begs the question, doesn't it— ]

Oh? Are there certain kinds of food in particular that you are thinking of...?

[guffawsungraciously]

Why, pastries, of course. What other food matters?

[mightsnap]

That would certainly make a lot of things easier.

[ drinks ]

[divinevoid]

Oh, for certain. It's not something I'm taking too much for granted!

[ Through hard work and luck, it landed in their hands. Much less like how it was to easily cast a net with the subject in question. ]

[mightsnap]

I would get so much more writing done... Was it a process? A surgery? Can it be done?

[sacrificialpawn]

[Yeah, he's definitely drinking.]

You an angel or somethin'?

[He knows that angels don't need to eat like humans do, they just do it because they enjoy it. Maybe this is something similar?]

[divinevoid]

[ Gotcha, redhead!! Come to think of it, they haven't had a chance to speak to this one yet.

So, instead of answering directly, the blond's expression turns pensive for a second. ]

Oh? An angel...? What makes you ask?

[ Then they grin, eyes twinkling in amusement. ]