[Oh, the vampires are definitely loud, but more so because some people are just too high energy and goofy.]

The worst vampire I've met? Probably this one stuck up asshole who comes by the office all the time because he was a part of the employment program but he couldn't keep a job pass their trials because he was such a tool to everyone.

Or my roomie's sire, because he spilled wine on my keyboard once and it had to be replaced.

[And they will never let him live it down.]