shardbond | movie time

Sunday morning, everyone will find a note under their door.

You are cordially invited to a movie marathon in the entertainment room! Come and go as you please!
After everything we've been through the last week, it would be nice to have a group activity where we can all relax, especially for Tails, Sonic, and Knuckles.
Our list of movies includes:
Shrek
Shrek 2
Jupiter Ascending
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)
...and movies of your choice!

Bring snacks, enthusiasm, and a positive attitude! ☺

Yes, this is handwritten and copied for each and every person here. Or, at least each and every room.

The entertainment room itself has not been decorated or anything—this was not planned with that much foresight—but the chairs and couches have all been arranged so they're close together for maximum occupancy and maximum movie theater imitation. Some people will probably have to cuddle up on the floor against couches or find some beanbags or something, but it'll be cozy!

An amount of popcorn, soda, and candy have been provided, but you will probably need to restock at some point, especially if you're staying for the whole marathon!

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[ For between movies! Or indistinct chatter during movies, I'm not your mom. ]

[ Do YOU have a movie you want to show that would be fun for the whole family (& Knuckles)?! Make your own toplevel as needed! ]

Edited 2025-02-02 17:14 (UTC)

[ It's time for everyone to welcome the best ogre in the world into their hearts. ]

[ this was NOT supposed to be the second movie, how the FUCK did this get in here ]

[ Anyway this group NEEDS the Holding Out For A Hero sequence, desperately ]

[ Ashley hasn't actually seen this movie yet but honestly it's about to become the subject of all her fanfiction. ]

[ YES IT'S IMPORTANT TO SPECIFY EXTENDED EDITION. settle in folks. pack a sandwich. ]

[ Why is bro even here after getting stabbed........ His arm is all wrapped up and in a sling, but hey! He's here!

Before the movies start, Percy can be seen slapping things onto the walls – stickers! A variety of them! He takes a while because he's currently trying to peel them with one hand and his teeth, but he gets them up, and once he's done, he stands back and marvels at his work a little. Consider this his way of helping out a little. ]

There we go.

[ Cats.

He settles on one of the couches afterwards with a bag of popcorn. That's really all he could manage to carry. ]

[ A movie about ogres and such...they probably never seen Shrek personally, but the knowledge of its release is probably out there. Who knows.

What we do know is that they're laughing at appropriate times because the sense of humor while kind of...perhaps immature for most people, they are apparently not one of them. ]

Perhaps the enemies should truly check themselves before they shrek themselves!

[ They may or may not be saying the phrase correctly (it's been years since I've seen the movie-) ]

[ LMAOOOOOOOO ]

Getting Shrek'd from dragon deez nuts all over the place!!!

[ i think ashley and yves should get better taste, personally. ]

[ No, Ashley and Yves have got themselves a good one. They should be proud of him.

They're laughing harder momentarily. Please, give them a second. ]

Hah! Too bad they didn't come up with that in the movie!

That'd be in a PG-13 version. So not family friendly!

[ TERRIBLE ]

Hey, hey, do you think people will kick us out if they feel too swamped by these jokes?

Ah yes, the sensitivity of those rating boards...quite tragic, really.

[ Wait, they are about to answer when they just realized the pun he slid in - they can't let this stand and MUST join in. ]

...If they do, how about we tell them to get ogre themselves, hm~?

[ This has now only not become terrible. It's apocalyptic. ]

Edited 2025-02-02 18:17 (UTC)

Yeah! We can tell them to get ogre it and stop being donkeys!!!

[ THIS is why he likes you, Void Archives. You are the funniest cube in the entire universe. ]

[ They do their best. Which is sometimes something that looks like their worst. ]

Truly. If anything at that point they need to embrace the spirit of horsing around. Where is life without a little whimsy?

[ They asked something like this to someone in the beginning of the weeks when they were being insufferable...but also puns are embracing the spirit of whimsy as well, so clearly they are not wrong in this. ]

[ HELP. ]

A little whimsy? Yeah, you're right! I'm A Believer!

[ nnnnoOOOOOO. ]

Heh, I can't wait for someone to tell us to get out of this swamp.

[ Oh? A couch? A bag of popcorn? Well, she does not mind if she does...! ]

Anyone sitting here?

[ Ashley's all blushy but. Well. c: c: c: ]

Hmm, it's reserved.

[ He says, but he pats the space next to him – ]

For you, I mean.

[ She giggles a little. ]

Well, then, don't mind if I do.

[ Not COMPLETELY flopping back into the couch because haha let's be careful of Percy's arm, but. Settling in, kind of...snuggling up... ]

It's no Olive Garden, but this is pretty nice, isn't it.

[ Thankfully, she is sitting on his good side, so he's able to put his arm around her waist. He's still a little careful with it, but his grip feels more tight than when he did it at the cafe. Yay! ]

It's probably more comfortable, if I'm being honest. At least we have couches!

[ It makes a big difference, okay!! ]

And I'm always down for, uh... [ hhhelppp he's turning red again ] movie dates? They can be dates now, right?

[ Well that is cause to snuggle closer then, even though she is also turning a little red. ]

I would hope so, since it's called dating. [ Heh. That's novel. ] ...I-I've never really done this before, though, so...you may have to...hold my hand through it?

[ Oh, that's her cue to slide her hand over. ]

[ He sees her hand and reaches out for it. He doesn't hold it without sliding his fingers between hers first, this time. ... It's pretty nice. ]

Of course. And if anything, you're way too cute for me to not let you off the hook if something happens.

[ HE IS JOKING........ ]

[He isn't here for most of the movie night - what the fuck is a movie, etc etc, but

if you see him slipping into the back of the room with apt attention once the whole hobbit situation gets started - no you didn't, he's not here, shh]

[...this whole thing may seem a little lowbrow for him, but he is actually having a pretty good time. maybe that's because he brought some wine and is kicking it back. which may mean he is kind of. gripped by the hallelujah segment...???? not, like, openly weeping, just contemplative. you know how it is. he's thinking a lot of facts.

...there are definitely a few things he kind of... has to ask about, though. like the matrix segment during the fight with robin hood and his merry men.]

...I feel as though this movie assumes a great deal of knowledge that I simply do not have.

Edited 2025-02-02 21:15 (UTC)

[yeah yeah whatever a team of do-gooders goes to save the world from the demon world we get it. he sleeps.

...

wait a second.]

...why are they calling those things orcs? Well, I suppose it all has to do with different worlds, but orcs resemble pigs more than... whatever that is.

[wait hang on. check out that aragorn guy and his pretty girlfr--

CHECK OUT THAT BOROMIR GUY. he is sitting up and awake.

...

...

...

well. uh. several hours later. time to repress anything he may have felt about the way that ended.]

...that was practically an entire opera, and you tell me there are more of these?

[...

WHERE IS THE TWO TOWERS BLURAY.]

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