[This expression right here because what. He'll have you know he's been perfectly decent while he's been here with the exception of the beach episode!]
If I really wanted to flaunt, I'd be doin' this.
[And by "this" he means unbuttoning his shirt and tugging it off as though this weren't the middle of a very public place. IN HIS DEFENSE, he's drunk. ... that's not much of a defense, but shhh.
Well. Now everyone can see how far up those tattoos go?]
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If I really wanted to flaunt, I'd be doin' this.
[And by "this" he means unbuttoning his shirt and tugging it off as though this weren't the middle of a very public place. IN HIS DEFENSE, he's drunk. ... that's not much of a defense, but shhh.
Well. Now everyone can see how far up those tattoos go?]