[Completely deadpan:]

No, my superior officer's the one who gets blackout drunk after two glasses of wine.

[You think he is joking, but he is not. He has Seen Things.]

But yeah, I guess you could say I am-- I started out as a foot soldier, but these days I'm an adjutant. Just between us, I'd kinda like to go back to being lower-ranked so I wouldn't have to do so much paperwork...