Please. You are nowhere near as witty as you think you are.

In fact, it's not my fault you canoe(t) [ like, 'cannot' ] fully appreciate the enormous and incredible feat of my actions.

[ They say this with a straight face. Why are they like this. ]

He may be a busy Turaga but he needs wake up.

As for virtues...I don't see why I would forget them. Your caution on the matter is unnecessary.

[ Southeast would take them where, if they so happen to cast a gaze around in the general area? Back through the seas? ]