Don't mind the particulars far too much, Sir Jasper.

The thought process behind the individual who spearheaded such things was undoubtedly someone whose mind was at too far of a right angle to be understood.

[ That was a bit of a stealth pun - now that they're exceedingly proud of. Please, a round of applause? ]

Jokes aside, that isn't something that was true. I was only pulling your leg, so to speak. The 'ship captains' I've met so far have been far and few in between, and would never deign to wear something so trite.