[So. SOMEONE has been taking advantage of the alcohol that technically no one here is going to be paying for and may be about half a bottle into some sort of ridiculously expensive wine by now. (This is it, this is how we get banned from Olive Garden--)
And frankly, this party is a little boring because no one here seems to know how to have a good time?? Everyone is just sitting and chatting quietly??
Time to fix that.]
Hey, hey. If we're gonna be havin' a party, let's make it a real party! What do you say to playin' a few games?
[He's not even going to give anyone the chance to answer, RIP.]
We can start out with 'Never Have I Ever.' Rules are simple: you say "never have I ever" and list somethin' you've done, and then anyone who hasn't done it has to take a drink. The goal is to see how many people you can get to drink when it's your turn, so be sure to pick some good stuff!
I'll start: never have I ever been to an... [give him one second while he tries to remember the name of this place] ... Olive Garden before!
[It's low-hanging fruit and he knows it and does not care one bit.]
NEVER HAVE I EVER
And frankly, this party is a little boring because no one here seems to know how to have a good time?? Everyone is just sitting and chatting quietly??
Time to fix that.]
Hey, hey. If we're gonna be havin' a party, let's make it a real party! What do you say to playin' a few games?
[He's not even going to give anyone the chance to answer, RIP.]
We can start out with 'Never Have I Ever.' Rules are simple: you say "never have I ever" and list somethin' you've done, and then anyone who hasn't done it has to take a drink. The goal is to see how many people you can get to drink when it's your turn, so be sure to pick some good stuff!
I'll start: never have I ever been to an... [give him one second while he tries to remember the name of this place] ... Olive Garden before!
[It's low-hanging fruit and he knows it and does not care one bit.]