olive garden

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🎈GET YOUR ASSES TO OLIVE GARDEN🎈

Sometime in the morning on Sunday, there are little notes that have been slipped under everyone's doors. Written in markers reads the following:

Let's celebrate getting Knuckles back at Olive Garden tonight at 6pm!!!!
Also I'm bored
-Percy

…Yeah………but hey, at least these notes will be customized! Each note has two characters, but, uh, these might not be accurate to who's actually in the room. He doesn't know who everyone's roommates are, so he's just hoping for the best I guess. (Someone's note includes the new guy, More. Shizuka is also on one of these as a pink dolphin with glasses.)

Anyway, the Olive Garden seems to have some balloons floating around. With the current state of the residents, nobody seems to care! There are also chefs in the kitchen who will make whatever you ask, but pushing them around enough will get them to leave the kitchen to anyone who wants to make something. (Thank you Redd.) Drinks are available for everyone, alcohol and regular soft drinks alike, and really? The world is your oyster. … Olive? You get the drill.

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[mightsnap]

No. With a murder.

[ ... ]

An altruistic murder. In defense of my... fellow students.

[mightsnap]

We are very dedicated to not worrying about being perceived as normal.

[lavenfallen]

Avoided them? Or does your world not have 'em?

[ has the cube committed tax evasion ]

[mightsnap]

Either/or, really. No one asks the people around them if they have gills, and I think perhaps they should.

[noirge]

Del?

[ It sounds like a nickname, and an endearing one. Also that they watched over Basilio, since he sounds like a guy who had it rough growing up... that makes Yves happy he had someone. ]

Really, for me? [ His eyes light up. ] Thank you!

[toybombs]

I don't know about near, but nothing lasts forever. That goes for those who rule over others, too.

[sacrificialpawn]

[Why would... ah, right. School. That's a normal thing, isn't it?]

Busy with school, huh?

[noirge]

You should eat more then, so you can figure that out.

And no, He's just considered "God" of out island with high standing and is too busy with his work to think of other things to eat, I think.

[ Don't be him. ]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

It wouldn't!

[ she's acting like she solved something but she hasn't solved shit ]

[sacrificialpawn]

Sky ship, huh? Sounds pretty convenient... much faster than tryin' to get someplace on foot.

Too bad we can't actually see 'em in the sky, though... I can't say I'm not curious about how they stay up in the air.

[sacrificialpawn]

Paperwork aside, the job's pretty cushy.

[There's just the "putting your life at risk on a regular basis" part, but he honestly kind of enjoys that.]

Not exactly for the faint of heart, though. A lot of recruits don't even make it through training.

[sacrificialpawn]

[More like the "grew up so poor he couldn't afford to not want to eat things" energy but shhh...]

Exactly. If it's not gonna make you sick, might as well eat it, right?

[divinevoid]

[ Void Archives can hold their own for sure, though at some point they will change it up for a fruity cocktail; particularly something with strawberries in it. Strawberries and lemonade.

They see his pinched face and tilt their head for a moment, wondering whatever is the expression for. What a silly man. It totally has nothing to do with them and couldn't possibly be their fault, so maybe it's the alcohol.

But...is Wolfwood playing along? Indulging a bit? They smile, wide, excited, and pleased. ]

Hmm, I have no idea. [ . . . ] Play 20 questions with me. That could be fun, can't it?

[is2g]

Do you?

[ hmmm. ]

I think it might be kinda rude. Unless ya think I should be askin' if ya have lungs or have some other way of breathin'.

[is2g]

[ on some level she is... ]

What's yer favorite color?

1/2

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[is2g]

[ a fruity drink for a fruity....cube..?

and this could be going so much worse for wolfwood; see, if he was drinking communion wine instead of just normal wine. honestly the alcohol is doing wonders for wolfwood's willingness to tolerate the cube for their antics than he would have absolutely no time for if he was sober. of course this doesn't mean his entirely on-board.

he just doesn't want to ruin the fun for everyone else by being that uptight about it all. ]

Depends on whose playin' but since I already agreed— [ don't mind him as he knocks back some of the bottle of wine. ] Fine.

'nd since I'm feelin' extraordinarily generous, feel free to go first.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[ ... ]

Oh. I'd never heard of...that kind of murder before, but...you know what, I guess I get it.

And I should've expected that in the first place.

[nyaxed]

Yeah... my older brother.

[He sounds so, so fond... and a little melancholy, but surely that's nothing to worry about. Not when there's fruit on the line!]

Yeah, 'course! Saw more of it than I'd ever seen in one place at that W*ll-Mart, so just have t'bring it back, yeah? An' that's nothing.

[He really can't blame Yves if he doesn't want to go running all over the city, so, you know, he'll add all the fruits to the grocery list when he goes.]

[mightsnap]

He had already been brought back from the dead earlier that day, and I was hardly about to let some puritan witch hunter murder all of my fellow students. If that makes what I'm saying less unsettling.

[ why would that make any of this less unsettling wednesday ]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[ no... oh no... ]

Maroon.

[divinevoid]

Oh no, Earth has taxes. I'm just the kind of person who never has needed to pay them.

Nor will I ever. So as you imagine, it would be quite taxing for someone like myself...

[ ...

Not really because they're a highly advanced AI, but they thought it was funny. Please, do grant them an award (no) ]

[divinevoid]

I suppose I always could. Though, it isn't necessary, so why bother?

[ They don't really have much incentive. ]

...Why is this man considered 'God', exactly? Because of his age?

[ised]

[Hyenas also shouldn't see more than blues and greens, yet somehow it seems Ed and the rest can, if his knowledge about obtaining reds and purples and the such for dyes is any indication, haha. Fantasy worlds, they sure make things more convenient.

With that suggestion of trying with sauce and olives, Ed does take his time to try to get it all together, just...coating the pasta by having bunched some with sauce and flopping it on the sauce on the plate, until it seemed to be up to satisfaction. He doesn't know what he's doing, but nobody can say he's not eager to try new things.

At least it seems the final result is to his satisfaction, once he tastes the pasta. Won't be his favorite ever, but hey, he won't mind having more!]

Fascinating! These new dishes are...they really are new and interesting. Ed is enjoying himself.

[Coming to this not-really-a-garden-of-olives was a good idea]

[saltofthesea]

[ The "putting your life at risk on a regular basis" part is unspoken, but Lark can guess. ]

No way I'd make through it, that's for sure.