[ They would have come up with the most stupid-ass excuse if Wolfwood asks them why they didn't think of it being a clear fact the man wouldn't be able to swim or double-down...so yeah, definitely citation needed for being an 'adult' in this situation as well. They're doing so well here, fam. ]

Oh, I'm sure. You will be flailing like this at that very same time, won't you? What an amusing sight that would be! [ They won't complain about getting a few hits, though maybe it's through sheer will, rather than anything else. ] You'll be yelling like an old man at the clouds and telling me to die already, except I will first die from laughter at the hilarious picture before you get to kill me!

[ Oh, wait. What's that sound?

Are they laughing now? Yes, they are. They're absolutely laughing. Is it because Wolfwood looks like a wet cat? Mewbye.

At least they have enough sense not to be like 'you should thank me', because they sure as hell know they aren't going to be getting an expression of gratitude after all of that. Though, let it be known that they do consider it.

If there is a next time, though, they would simply splash water at him or something...that does seem safer. Not that they will say that. Anyways, they heft themselves back on top of the shore, movements a bit quicker. ]