[ here they are, two adults (citation needed) who would be passing the blame back and forth between one another about whose fault it would have been should they be caught for their actions in the same fashion as children.
but truly for how smart void archives holds themselves to be, how could they missed the all too obvious fact that wolfwood wouldn't have been able to swim. jokes on them!! and for a split second wolfwood wants to refuse the help but the fear of having nothing at his feet is unsettling enough that he'll begrudgingly accept it.
what a lovely image these two are making. ]
One of these days, I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya. [ they are totally going to get a few more snacks to the face. are they by accident? whose to say but it's going to happen as wolfwood finally comes in contact with something solid and rooted to hold onto. ] Ya hear me, ya long-winded ramblin' idiot?!
[ wolfwood could probably come off as intimidating if he wasn't sopping wet and clinging onto the edge while simultaneously trying to crawl back up the steps like a half-drown cat. hissing and everything. oh how very scary he is. wolfwood doesn't need anyone to tell him how ridiculous he looks because he can probably imagine it.
and perhaps he should thank void archives for saving him? listen to them chiding him about lessons learned? hm. that might have happened if they weren't the reason why it happened in the first place. if there's any lesson to be learned then wolfwood needs to put more distance between them the next time he does this. ]
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but truly for how smart void archives holds themselves to be, how could they missed the all too obvious fact that wolfwood wouldn't have been able to swim. jokes on them!! and for a split second wolfwood wants to refuse the help but the fear of having nothing at his feet is unsettling enough that he'll begrudgingly accept it.
what a lovely image these two are making. ]
One of these days, I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya. [ they are totally going to get a few more snacks to the face. are they by accident? whose to say but it's going to happen as wolfwood finally comes in contact with something solid and rooted to hold onto. ] Ya hear me, ya long-winded ramblin' idiot?!
[ wolfwood could probably come off as intimidating if he wasn't sopping wet and clinging onto the edge while simultaneously trying to crawl back up the steps like a half-drown cat. hissing and everything. oh how very scary he is. wolfwood doesn't need anyone to tell him how ridiculous he looks because he can probably imagine it.
and perhaps he should thank void archives for saving him? listen to them chiding him about lessons learned? hm. that might have happened if they weren't the reason why it happened in the first place. if there's any lesson to be learned then wolfwood needs to put more distance between them the next time he does this. ]