[ Let it be known if anyone asked Void Archives how this happened they would simply say that Wolfwood started it.

Nevermind that they are well over thousands of years old. In any case, they can't imagine that the man himself is bound to be happy about this, but he wrought this. Anyway, speaking of reminders, Wolfwood flailing around is one that the man certainly doesn't know how to swim. Which, you know, makes sense, given what he told them...

...

Also, let's be real, folks, they get smacked in the head at least a couple of times because they're not going to just let the man die. Too bad they can't float around in the water and laugh because he's struggling, though; they'll save it for later. ]

You really do need to stop flailing around so much. You'll end up worse off.

Here, let me help you...

[ This is definitely them making a scene. It will be fortunate if they don't run afoul of one of those creations. Anyway, they will do their best to help guide Wolfwood and themselves back onto edge of the river. And you know, back onto dry land.

If they get hit a few more times, well, that is just karma. Probably. ]

Easy does it, priest. Let this be a lesson that you shouldn't go around just throwing anyone, hm?